Tag: scottish parliament

Parliament chiefs spend £300,000 on new PCs – but they are the wrong size

By Alexander Lawrie BUNGLING Scottish Parliament chiefs have spent a fortune on new state-of-the-art computers for their MSPs – only to discover the screens are...

Fire chiefs back fire safe cigarettes

By Alexander Lawrie FIRE chiefs have given their full-backing to a move to introduce a new safer brand of cigarettes. Fire safe cigarettes are designed to...

Parliament demolished and replaced by Loch Ness Monster

By Cara Sulieman A GROUP of school kids have been given the dream job of demolishing the Scottish Parliament. Pupils at the Royal Mile Primary School...

Scots republican praises the Queen

By ALEXANDER LAWRIE SCOTLAND’S most outspoken republican has leaped to the defence of the Queen and claims that the 49 MSPs who snubbed her visit...

Scottish Parliament working hard to plug leaks

By ALEXANDER LAWRIE THE SCOTTISH Parliament’s construction has come under fire again after staff were forced to employ large bins to catch water from its...

Blue meanies go green

By Cara Sulieman EDINBURGH’S hated “blue meanies” are going green with the introduction of electric scooters. Parking enforcers will be trying out the S4 scooter next...

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