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Author gets own back on “sex pest” who sent her unsolicited “d**k pic”

Health Ivan Prothero Ivan Prothero -
AN AUTHOR got her own back on a "sex pest" who sent her an unsolicited picture of his penis by winding him up about...

“Who quality controlled this?” – Parents in stitches over children’s worm book being given an interactive twist

Consumer News Ruaraidh Gilmour Ruaraidh Gilmour -
PARENTS have been left in stitches after a popular children's book was given an interactive twist by adding a worm finger puppet. Superworm, written by...

Security guard shocked after finding “realistic” willy-shaped sweet potato

News Joe Hutchison Joe Hutchison -
A SECURITY guard was shocked after discovering a "realistic" willy-shaped sweet potato in his bag of veg. Dominic Delavega couldn't believe his eyes when he...

Ann Summers sell more penis shaped pasta in past three days than for whole of last year

News Kirsty Stewart Kirsty Stewart -
ANN SUMMERS has sold more penis shaped pasta this week than they did for the whole of last year. The risqué retailer also revealed that...

Dashcam captures priceless moment OAP with inflatable penis in trolley crosses the road

Scottish News Deadline News Journalist Deadline News Journalist -
A HILARIOUS video shows a 70-year-old woman taking an inflatable penis for a walk around Inverness. The clip, which has gone viral, was taken by...

Meteorology and two veg: cloud forms monster penis over Scotland

Scottish News Peter Laing Peter Laing -
A PHOTOGRAPHER went out to capture shafts of sunlight and ended up with meteorology and two veg. John Seggie caught the astonishingly willy-like cloud formation...
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