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John Lewis advert penguin species is a “sex monster”

JOHN Lewis have unwittingly based their heart-warming hit Christmas advert on one of the most sexually depraved creatures in the animal kingdom.   The firm’s tear-jerking...

Monty takes a swing at Brits who won’t learn foreign languages

GOLF ace Colin Montgomerie has branded Britain “lazy” for failing to learn foreign languages. Monty said too many people resort to speaking loudly in order...

Legless patron: snake found lurking in bar basement

A ‘QUICK thinking’ bar manager saved a snake from freezing to death after he found it lurking in his basement. JeanYves van de Kieft found...

Hibs and Monty branded "losers"

  By Cara Sulieman TWO OF Scotland's finest sporting institutions have been branded "losers" by a Canadian newspaper. And one of them is surprisingly Colin Montgomerie -...

Monty the kitten travels 200 miles

By Cara Sulieman A TINY kitten with itchy feet has arrived in Scotland after a 200-mile journey. The adventurous feline was found hiding in the back...

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