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Police nick disqualified BMW driver after he hands over SpongeBob SquarePants driving licence 

A DISQUALIFIED BMW driver who lied to police about having a foreign licence has been arrested after presenting officers with a SpongeBob SquarePants licence.  The motorist...

Onlookers left speechless as youngsters take to local roads in TANK that they hired for their prom  

ONLOOKERS were left speechless after a group of lads took to the roads in a tank that they hired for their prom.  The youngsters allegedly rented...

Lucky Scots fishermen watch on as pod of killer whales swim past coast of Aberdeen 

A PAIR of lucky Scots fishermen were treated to a stunning sight when a large pod of killer whales swam past them.   Tony Watters was fishing...

Moment man sings bizarre rendition of Oasis hit Stop Crying Your Heart Out over grave during funeral  

THIS is the bizarre moment a man sings a unique rendition of Oasis’ hit song Stop Crying Your Heart Out over the grave of a...

Lawless London’s professional pickpockets caught on camera employing brazen tactics to rob tourist 

ONE of lawless London’s professional pickpockets has been caught on camera, depicting the brazen tactics she employs to rob a tourist.  The woman was filmed by...

Inquiry into fish farm worker’s death shows “routine activities carry just as much risk”, sheriff says 

AN INQUIRY into the death of a fish farm worker has shown that “routine activities carry just as much risk”, a sheriff has said.  Clive Hendry...

BMW driver arrested after getting motor stuck on footpath whilst trying to bypass roadworks  

A BMW driver has been arrested after getting his motor stuck on a footpath whilst trying to bypass a set of roadworks.  The dopey motorist was...

Diabetic man just hours away from losing his legs thanks to festering verrucae has limbs saved last minute 

A RELIEVED diabetic has had both legs saved after surgeons were on the brink of amputating below the knees due to festering verrucae.  Medics were just...

Woman’s desperate plea to Birmingham City Council after streets pictured covered in sea of rubbish 

A WOMAN has issued a desperate plea to Birmingham City Council over the sea of litter lining her neighbourhood’s streets.   The unnamed Brit was left horrified...

Scottish Labour councillor angrily lashes out at protestor during heated argument on campaign trail 

THIS is the shocking moment a Scottish Labour councillor is filmed revving his car at protestors and attempting to grab a member of the public’s...

Dopey train passenger appears to accidentally tune in to FIFA stream instead of England match mid-journey 

A DOPEY passenger seemed to have accidentally tuned into a stream of FIFA gameplay instead of England’s latest Euros match during his journey.  The hapless fan...

Scots left in stitches after menu found in Ibrox-themed Turkish bar honours Rangers “legends” with their very own cocktails  

SCOTS have been left in stitches after an Ibrox-themed Turkish bar’s menu honoured Rangers “legends” with a host of cocktails named after them.  The Ibrox Bar...

Posters surface on London tube slamming Wimbledon and Barclays for “bankrolling” fossil fuels and Israeli arms companies 

POSTERS have surfaced on London tube trains slamming Wimbledon sponsor Barclays for “bankrolling” fossil fuel expansion and Israeli arms companies.  The posters – which accuse the...

Commuter baffled by London train’s hilarious apparent journey time of 9 years and 59 days – but there’s a simple explanation for it 

A HILARIOUS misunderstanding left a London commuter baffled after a train appeared to be displaying an estimated journey time of 9 years and 59 days.  The...

“It’s older than me”: Tesco worker discovers 24-year-old Cheestrings whilst clearing out store’s warehouse  

A TESCO worker has discovered 24-year-old Cheestrings whilst clearing out one of the chain’s warehouses.   The anonymous employee made the discovery whilst installing new shelving – finding...

England footy fans left in stitches after returning to hotel to find stranger asleep in their bed 

A PAIR of England fans were left in stitches after returning to their hotel room only to discover a stranger asleep in their bed.  Lewis Phillips...

Former Green Party leader Natalie Bennett slams Avanti West Coast after finding morning rush hour carriage completely deserted 

FORMER Green Party leader Natalie Bennett has slammed Avanti West Coast after boarding her morning rush hour train to find the carriage completely empty.  Bennett boarded...

Deep-pocketed house-hunters offered chance to own wing of castle – complete with a moat – for whopping £1.1m 

A MEDIEVAL castle complete with its own moat is offering deep pocketed house-hunters the chance to own a piece of history for a whopping £1.1m.   Thurland...

Tzana Webster to lead expansion of Ralph Sayer estate agency

TZANA Webster has been appointed Head of Estate Agency at the Edinburgh-based legal firm Ralph Sayer, as the firm launches an expansion of its property...

Princess Diana’s London family home hits market for nearly £11m 

PRINCESS Diana’s London family home has hit the market for the first time in 22 years – but buyers will need deep pockets, with a...

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