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Brit discovers “absolute unit” of a pork scratching in packet of snacks

Food and Drink July 12, 2024 0

A BRIT has been left buzzing after discovering an “absolute unit” of a pork scratching in his packet of savoury snacks. Finding the behemoth scratching in...

John Lewis branded “dystopian” for advertising telling customers to “succumb” to store’s sale

Consumer News July 11, 2024 0

JOHN Lewis has been branded “dystopian” after advertising was spotted in one of the company’s stores telling customers to “succumb” to its sale. One shopper spotted...

Fife MP left baffled by Westminster tradition in first few days in Parliament as she’s provided with hanger – for her SWORD

News July 11, 2024 0

A FIFE MP has been left baffled by a bizarre Westminster tradition in her first few days in Parliament after she was provided with a...

Anti-abortion protestors continue to picket outside Scottish health centres, despite buffer zone bill passing

Health July 11, 2024 0

ANTI-abortion protestors have relentlessly continued to picket outside Glasgow health centres despite the buffer zone bill passing last month. The buffer zone bill, which was overwhelmingly...

Police nick disqualified BMW driver after he hands over SpongeBob SquarePants driving licence

News July 11, 2024 0

A DISQUALIFIED BMW driver who lied to police about having a foreign licence has been arrested after presenting officers with a SpongeBob SquarePants licence. The motorist...

Onlookers left speechless as youngsters take to local roads in TANK that they hired for their prom

News July 10, 2024 0

ONLOOKERS were left speechless after a group of lads took to the roads in a tank that they hired for their prom. The youngsters allegedly rented...

Lucky Scots fishermen watch on as pod of killer whales swim past coast of Aberdeen

Animal News July 10, 2024 0

A PAIR of lucky Scots fishermen were treated to a stunning sight when a large pod of killer whales swam past them. Tony Watters was fishing...

Moment man sings bizarre rendition of Oasis hit Stop Crying Your Heart Out over grave during funeral

News July 10, 2024 0

THIS is the bizarre moment a man sings a unique rendition of Oasis’ hit song Stop Crying Your Heart Out over the grave of a...

Lawless London’s professional pickpockets caught on camera employing brazen tactics to rob tourist

Court & Crime July 9, 2024 0

ONE of lawless London’s professional pickpockets has been caught on camera, depicting the brazen tactics she employs to rob a tourist. The woman was filmed by...

Inquiry into fish farm worker’s death shows “routine activities carry just as much risk”, sheriff says

News July 9, 2024 0

AN INQUIRY into the death of a fish farm worker has shown that “routine activities carry just as much risk”, a sheriff has said. Clive Hendry...

BMW driver arrested after getting motor stuck on footpath whilst trying to bypass roadworks

News July 9, 2024 0

A BMW driver has been arrested after getting his motor stuck on a footpath whilst trying to bypass a set of roadworks. The dopey motorist was...

Diabetic man just hours away from losing his legs thanks to festering verrucae has limbs saved last minute

Health July 9, 2024 0

A RELIEVED diabetic has had both legs saved after surgeons were on the brink of amputating below the knees due to festering verrucae. Medics were just...

Woman’s desperate plea to Birmingham City Council after streets pictured covered in sea of rubbish

News July 5, 2024 0

A WOMAN has issued a desperate plea to Birmingham City Council over the sea of litter lining her neighbourhood’s streets. The unnamed Brit was left horrified...

Scottish Labour councillor angrily lashes out at protestor during heated argument on campaign trail

News July 5, 2024 0

THIS is the shocking moment a Scottish Labour councillor is filmed revving his car at protestors and attempting to grab a member of the public’s...

Dopey train passenger appears to accidentally tune in to FIFA stream instead of England match mid-journey

English football July 4, 2024 0

A DOPEY passenger seemed to have accidentally tuned into a stream of FIFA gameplay instead of England’s latest Euros match during his journey. The hapless fan...

Scots left in stitches after menu found in Ibrox-themed Turkish bar honours Rangers “legends” with their very own cocktails

News July 3, 2024 0

SCOTS have been left in stitches after an Ibrox-themed Turkish bar’s menu honoured Rangers “legends” with a host of cocktails named after them. The Ibrox Bar...

Posters surface on London tube slamming Wimbledon and Barclays for “bankrolling” fossil fuels and Israeli arms companies

News July 3, 2024 0

POSTERS have surfaced on London tube trains slamming Wimbledon sponsor Barclays for “bankrolling” fossil fuel expansion and Israeli arms companies. The posters – which accuse the...

Commuter baffled by London train’s hilarious apparent journey time of 9 years and 59 days – but there’s a simple explanation for it

News July 1, 2024 0

A HILARIOUS misunderstanding left a London commuter baffled after a train appeared to be displaying an estimated journey time of 9 years and 59 days. The...

“It’s older than me”: Tesco worker discovers 24-year-old Cheestrings whilst clearing out store’s warehouse

Food and Drink July 1, 2024 0

A TESCO worker has discovered 24-year-old Cheestrings whilst clearing out one of the chain’s warehouses. The anonymous employee made the discovery whilst installing new shelving – finding...