Scots left in stitches after flat with “blood” in living room made to sound like “Downtown New York”

SCOTS have been left in stitches after a flat with “blood” on the living room floor was made to sound like “Downtown New York” by estate agents.

The two-bed property in Garthamlock, Glasgow is based in a block of flats, with the path leading to the front entrance flanked by two bushy trees.

Inside, the hallway is painted a dark grey, which runs the length of the corridor, with shiny wooden flooring leading the prospective buyers into an unfinished living room.

The walls appear smudged as a ladder is propped against a back wall, implying that there is still room for more paint.

A large window sits to the right of the image, revealing plenty of natural daylight to the leisure room.

Double doors then lead to the small kitchen with a simplistic design of white walls and wooden counters matching perfectly with the white appliances.

Further smudges can be seen in the back walls of the kitchen before house-browsers are led to the first bedroom.

The bedroom’s white carpet appears to be marked with a questionable red stain, which may draw the buyer’s attention from other redeeming factors such as its modern wallpaper and walk-in wardrobe.

Despite its rather unremarkable exterior, and run-of-the-mill interior, estate agents Harbor Property marketed the home as “a world of contemporary elegance.

Laying it on thick, the property’s full description reads: “Step into a world of contemporary elegance with this exceptional two-bedroom top floor flat, nestled in the heart of the sought-after Garthamlock neighbourhood.

“The spacious lounge is a haven of relaxation, boasting ample space for your lifestyle needs.

“The laminate flooring adds a touch of sophistication, perfectly complemented by a large window that fills the room with natural light, creating a welcoming ambiance that is truly unparalleled.

“For the culinary enthusiast, the well-appointed kitchen is a masterpiece in design and functionality.

“Both bedrooms are generously sized, ensuring a serene haven for rest and rejuvenation. Bedroom one delights with plush carpeting, adding an extra layer of comfort to your private retreat.

“Meanwhile, bedroom two boasts laminate flooring, offering a sleek and stylish space that can easily adapt to your changing needs.

“The fully tiled bathroom is a sanctuary of luxury, featuring a pristine white three-piece suite and an electric shower.

“Outside, a communal garden beckons, providing a tranquil space for leisurely strolls or vibrant gatherings with friends and family.

“Embracing the spirit of modern urban living, this top floor flat also enjoys excellent motorway links, making your daily commute a breeze and opening the door to endless exploration and adventure.

“Don’t miss the opportunity to make this exquisite two-bedroom flat in Garthamlock your new home.”

The flat was listed for sale at offers over £65,000 earlier this month but has seemingly already found a buyer, being listed as sold, subject to conditions, on Wednesday.

One Scots house-hunter took notice of the over-the-top description, sharing the flat to social media yesterday, writing: “Am f***ing howling at this description of a gaff in Easterhouse, man (sic).

“They’re trying to make it sound lit [sic] Downtown New York.”

The post received over 1,775 likes and hundreds of comments from many Scots left in stitches at the description, and the “blood” on the bedroom floor.

One person wrote: “Closing date the 23rd, as if someone’s gonna put an offer in with blood on the bedroom floor.”

Another quipped: “Somebody’s been stabbed in the spacious lounge.”

A third joked: “Looks like someone’s been dragged along the inviting entrance hallway.”

A fourth added: “Just step over the luxurious neighbourhood welcome party that are passed out in the close of the building.”

Harbor Property Managing Director, Mr Jason Gillan, commented: “We hate to burst the bubble of local imagination but, contrary to popular opinion, I can confirm that any unedited photos reveal only spilled pink blusher on said carpets and nothing more sinister.

“Despite the media hype surrounding our outlandish comments, Harbor have managed to agree an offer for this property considerably above home report value and our client is delighted. Thank you to all our fans!”