A WOMAN has been left in stitches after spotting a rather unusual accessory on offer whilst perusing her local charity shop.
Kaloyana Dobriyanova had been thrifting in a Cancer Research store in Islington, London, on Sunday when she came across a strange-looking product with a dog design on them.
The 38-year-old couldn’t believe her eyes when she quickly realised that the item she was looking at was in fact a pair of pug nipple tassels.
A hilarious image shows two polyester brown pugs still in their original packaging and covered in flashy brown sequins.
Comically, the pugs appear frightened with bulging eyes and untouched yellow tassels dangling from their chin.
On the packaging is a price tag which reads: “29/3. £3 tassels.”
Project coordinator Kaloyana took to social media to share the hilarious find, joking: “Spice up your sex life with this [sic] extremely erotic pug nipple tassels.
“What could be sexier than a sad pug face on your nipples? Can’t go wrong with that.”
Many were quick to join in the fun, cracking a flurry of dog-related puns upon seeing the bizarre items.
One person wrote: “What could be sadder? The fact that my boobs would hang lower than the tassels.”
Another said: “For people who like it ruff (I’ll get my coat).”
A third quipped: “Doggy style!”
Another added: “My female pug has way more nipples than two but these will be a great start for her.”
A fifth punned: “Barking mad.”
Another joked: “Pugs for jugs.”
Speaking to Kaloyana today she said: “I always enjoy charity shop treasure hunting. You not only support a charity but also sometimes you can find treasures.
“Sometimes it gives you a good opportunity to have a laugh. Last Sunday we were out for a walk and on our way was a charity shop so another treasure hunt was in order.
“I did not find treasure but these pugs took me by surprise. Who would come up with this idea and why, and probably most importantly, who would wear them?
“So many questions. I did have a good laugh and shared this wonderful find with my husband, who found them hilarious too.
“They did not come home with me but I knew the right audience to share the fun with.”
