HILARIOUS photos show how a randy couple who parked up on a farmer’s field for a romp were apparently fined and forced to be rescued after their car got stuck.
Campbells Recovery revealed how they were called to the scene in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire after an irate farmer discovered the lovers getting frisky on his field.
Rather than call the police, the enterprising farmer fined the couple £50 and called Campbells, advising them to look for the “only Ford Focus growing in the field”.
The images show the blue car stranded in the middle of the muddy field.
Campbells Recovery’s truck sits at the edge of the land, ready to rescue the red-faced couple.
One shot shows the woman sitting sheepishly in the passenger’s seat as a face mask dangles from the rearview mirror.
Another shows her companion searching in the boot for a tow line.
The images were uploaded to Facebook by Campbells Recovery yesterday [SUN], who said: “Probably one of the funniest call outs we have had in awhile, customer calls and says he has a dilemma.
“He pulled into a field to s*** a bird last night and was woken this morning by an angry farmer who wanted him off he’s land.
“But, realised he was stuck, when I asked for a live location he said you can’t miss me. I’m the only Ford Focus growing in the field.
“Expensive s*** as he had to pay the farmer £50 for kipping in his field so he wouldn’t call the police and then the recovery fee.
“P.S just to clarify no wives/girlfriends were harmed by this post.. The lad gives no f**** about us putting this up.”
The post has had social media users in stitches.
Robert Cracknell wrote: “The magic focus. Went down the road and turned into a field.
Catja Hayessen said: “Jeez you’d think for £50 the farmer would have pulled him out.”
Tom David Brown added: “What a lad. I might message him with some decent spots just so he can avoid this f***** next time.”
And Jim Edden said: “I know farmers have it tough with theft and vandalism but f* me he must be the most miserable b****.
“What ever happened to a shake of the hand and pat on the back.”
