POLICE have revealed officers were called to a shop where a man had locked himself in the loo and told staff: “F*** off – I’m having a s***!”
The bizarre revelation was made by Manchester officers on Twitter and has prompted a stream of toilet-related jokes online.
An “Inspector M” of Greater Manchester Police City Centre tweeted they had a “report yesterday of a male barricading himself in [the] toilet”.
They added: “It is alleged he had entered one hour previously, was not a customer and when asked to leave by staff told them to ‘f*** off – I’m having a s***.’
“Officers attended and moved the man on (no criminal offences committed). Insp M.”
GlennMatthews1 responded: “I hope it was logged.”
Shlfrench added: “Constipation is a nightmare.”
Matthewtuckey wrote: “Sounds like there were blockages in a number of contexts.”
DENZIL32481027 said: “S*** job that.”
SDA1180 added: “What a load of crap.”
Tony_Marshall3 said: “I heartily agree that a man needs some peace and quiet whilst having a s***. Rushing can cause problems in later life, I imagine.”
Marcus Gentles said: “S*** happens.”
John Lawrence Mills added: “I hope the motion was finished before moving him on, either way it must have been quite an inconvenience!”
Adam Conlon wrote: “Surely that’s a breach of the toliet piece at least.”
Greater Manchester Police declined to comment on the tweet.
