A SCOTS puppy has caused an online sensation after its owner posted hilarious pictures of its huge “toodle”.
Buster, a chihuahua pup from Auchterless, Aberdeenshire, got himself very excited after trying to get intimate with a dog bed.
Poor Buster, 11 months, was struggling to walk as a result of his “fifth leg” and owner Gemma Guyan was hysterical, fearing he had done himself an injury.
After a cold bath eventually returned everything to normal, she uploaded eye-popping pictures with the caption: “Oh my god I’ve never been so horrified in my life.”
She added: “Our very horny chihuahua pup Buster got himself in a bit of a pickle with his toodle getting stuck emmm ‘out’.
“Thankfully it’s went back in – but holy moly that’s a big toodle for a wee tiny puppy.
“I think it’s time for the snip.”
On social media, Sarah Lousie Campbell (corr) shared a photograph of her chihuahua with the caption: “Good God I won’t let him near my baby girl with that WMD.”
Audrey Anderson added: “Poor wee man.”
Terri Lou Adam joked: “Holy long dong.”
Kimbo Pressly wrote: “I thought this was a shadow of a leg or something.”
Renae Thomson concurred, adding: “I had to look twice at this as at first glance I thought it was his leg.”
Traci Chenery asked: “Omg. I never knew this could even happen. Where the hell does he hide that?”
Pam Pixie Thompson joked: “Well I’ve heard of hung like a horse but never a Chihuahua. Bless him though.”
Jamie-leigh Gray said: “Holy s***. It’s almost the same size as him.”
Natalie Hay added: “Jesus Christ.”
While Carol Auld said simply: “No wayyyyyy.”
Speaking today, Gemma said: “He’s awfully frisky at the moment. I’m not sure if it’s an age thing or what, but I think he was humping our other chihuahuas bed.
“I walked through to our living room and screamed in horror when I saw his ‘manhood’. My husband was on the phone at the time and he said ‘It’s fine don’t worry’.
“I was hysterical and panicking thinking he’d caused damage to himself and wondered if I should call a vet. My husband came off the phone and said to put him in a bath of cold water and it would go away, and it did, thankfully. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.”
She added: “The response was hilarious. Once I saw Buster like this I actually sent a pic to my friend who’s a dog lover because he couldn’t even walk properly.
“Because my husband was on the phone at the time I messaged her thinking she would know what to do so I messaged her saying, ‘Help, what do I do?’
“She simply wrote back, ‘Shut up that’s not even real. Quite a few of my friends didn’t believe it was real, they thought I’d photoshopped it.
“Everyone was just shocked that such a small pup can have such a big manhood. We all were shocked.”
