SCOTS have hilariously trolled Jamie Oliver after he asked followers to suggest their favourite breakfasts.
Many of the chef’s followers shared healthy options including “oats with natural yoghurt and golden kiwi fruit on top”.
But Scots couldn’t resist heavy duty alternatives such as leftover kebabs, Irn Bru and a selection of deep-fried treats.
Several sprinkled their breakfast suggestions with abuse for the celebrity chef, including claiming he was trying to trick followers into revealing their favourites just so he could ban them.
Oliver took to twitter on Wednesday morning, asking: “Favourite go-to breakfast?”
Typical responses from his more earnest fans included “poached eggs on an English muffin – if it’s a weekend I’ll add smoked salmon and homemade hollandaise sauce”.
But Weller_is_god led off the Scottish response with: “Two packets of Space Raiders stuffed into a McGee’s well-fired roll and a can of Irn Bru. Breakfast of champions.”
Shuginho added: “Leftover donner meat pizza fae Nice n Spicy with a 38% sugar can ae Irn Bru.”
Fergus Gordon commented: “Fried bacon, fried egg, fried Lorne all between two slices of fried bread. You should try it. Sets you up nicely for the day.”
KeefJackass#2# joked: “The scraps left of the two kebabs I bought last night washed down with my stocked full sugar Irn Bru. Delicious.”
AinsterHibs upped the ante with: “Large chicken kebab, all the salads. Chilli and salad dressing, four lagers, four JD’s and coke, a bag of speed, two grams of coke and a big fat joint to smoke it down with.”
While Sean Dunnet, clearly still furious after the chef had Turkey Twizzlers banned from school lunches in 2005, wrote: “Turkey twizzlers you throbber.”
Tam McGeachan made a try at sophistication with: “Half bottle of Buckie with a sprinkling of couscous.”
Laing1974 shared a snap of a fat-filled munchie box with the caption: “44 years of age. 32 inch waist… #upye.”
While others hit out at the chef for his campaign against healthy eating.
Montyyyy asked: “Wit so ye can try get that banned as well? Nice try Jamie ya clown.”
Michaelbeattie_ joked: “What do you have Jamie? Wee plate of pretentiousness with a side of slavers ya lispy *****. Your restaurants are s***e as well with their peppery coke and s*** chips.”
House of Herby replied: “Don’t, he’ll have it banned.”
