POLICE Scotland have revealed the complete list of words banned from their Facebook page – including “teabag” and “monster”.
The force’s filtering software currently blocks 139 words and phrases and among the predictable swear words and racist and homophobic abuse are some possibly unusual choices.
A farmer wanting to report the theft of livestock would not be allowed to use the word “pig”
Anyone employed by the prestigious Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Studies at Edinburgh University would struggle to name their workplace.
Discussion of Robbie Coltrane’s depiction of a criminal psychologist would be difficult because the word “cracker” – a US term for a white person – is not allowed.
Exploration of door fingerprinting techniques north of the border could be hampered by a ban on the word “knob”.
Scotland’s diminishing band of elderly ladies called Fanny will not even be allowed to post their names.
And fans of rugby wanting to discuss the finer points of a team’s “hooker” could also fall foul of the force’s Facebook filtering.
The list of banned words, released under Freedom of Information, shows the force is naturally keen to avoid abuse of its own staff.
As well as “pig”, the acronym “acab” – all cops are b******* – is not allowed. The term “bacon f******” is also specifically banned.
In a bid to reduce sectarian abuse, words such as “hun”, “fenian” and “green brigade” are off limits.
Two words for types of sex toy are banned as are 32 other words of a sexual nature, including “porn” and its related acronym “milf”, “nipple” and “gobble”.
A total of 65 swear words and insults ranging in vulgarity have been banned by the police – including “balls” spelled with a “z” and “pussy”.
Even trying to smuggle in a swear word by substituting an asterisk or dollar sign, or dropping a letter, has been catered for.
Police Scotland, whose key PR message is “keeping people safe, said: “These are updated as and when noted and are, as I am sure you will note, commonly offensive.”
The force also released its guidance to staff on using social media.
The document advises: “Think about appropriate wording, descriptions and punctuation.
“If someone was seriously assaulted and you made an arrest, you wouldn’t say: ‘WEEKEND HIGHLIGHT! Officers have arrested a 27 year-old man for the alleged serious assault of a 24 year-old man.’
“The wording in bold is too insensitive given that someone was assaulted. You’d be best leaving that out altogether and simply just publicising the fact that someone has been arrested.”
It adds: “Yes, it’s good to post content which shows that you have personality; however, anything you post should always have some sort of policing focus or policing message.
“Try not to use police speak and try to make your posts as engaging as possible. Feedback from the public has stated they prefer a ‘human’ approach to police communications: Instead of male/female, use man/woman, instead of locus, use area, instead of dwelling house, use house/flat, instead of persons, use people.”
