A FAMISHED Scot has become an internet hit after complaining on a police Facebook page about the force detaining his pizza delivery driver.
Scott McGookin, from Glasgow, was desperate to tuck in to his spicy chicken and jalapeƱo pizza after getting home from work on Wednesday.
So the electrician was distraught to watch from his flat in Barmulloch as Strathclyde officers bundled the delivery man into the back of their unmarked car.
Twenty-five minutes later the hapless pizza man was released without charge but Scottās dinner was stone cold.
He immediately took advantage of the forceās Facebook page to post a hilarious, 300-word rant, including a demand that officers get out their aprons and rolling pins to bake him a āfreshly hand-made pizzaā.
The post Ā received 10,000 ālikesā and more than 500 comments before it was apparently taken down.
Scott told police officers that he was already āstarvingā after waiting 40 minutes for his pizza to be delivered.
He fumed: āI finally bounced up, looked out the window, and seen the delivery guy get out with a pizza.
āGrabbed a pound, looked out to judge his distance from my door only to notice a silver Focus pulled parallel to him with hazards on.ā
Horror
To Scottās horror, his pizza man was pulled in to the car and questioned for 25 minutes by Strathclyde Police, while he stared at them with him āhungry face.ā
āThey then let the guy go no problems, for him,ā he wrote, āI get my pizza and itās cold.ā
āSo hereās whatās gonna happen,ā he told the force. āYouāre gonna find the two police driving about in a Silver Focus in Barmulloch, hand them both aprons and a rolling pin, then fire them up to my house with a bag of ingredients to bake me a freshly hand-made pizza while I sit behind them on a stool peeling an orange.ā
Scott concluded: āStrathclyde Police – keeping the warm out of your pizzas all at the expense of you.ā
His comments provoked a huge reaction on Facebook, with hundreds of comments flooding into the Strathclyde Police site.
Sharon Mitchell wrote: āThis post really made me laugh even at 4am when I couldnāt sleepāā
John Kennedy said: āAbsolutely howling this just made ma day.ā Michael Keenan added: āHaha hand them an apron and rolling pin.ā
Sean McAllister wrote: āStrathclydeās finest seem to have a gift for pulling over delivery drivers and checking they have business insurance, though youād think CID would have better things to do with their time.ā
But Susan Cameron worried Scott was missing the bigger picture, writing: āMaybe he was planning a murder. Strathclyde Police may have just saved your life but all you can think about is your cold pizza.ā
Even Scott was surprised at the reaction. He posted later: āEverybody calm right down, this pizzaās making far too many people emotional letās just leave it at that.ā
A spokeswoman from Strathyclyde Police said: āWe are aware of Mr McGookinās post and the light-hearted nature in which it was intended. We did not remove the post.ā